Now you have to feel sorry for Martin Lind the Danish Cyclist, who is currently nursing a broken collarbone.
Lind was competing in the Brixia Tour race in Italy and was travelling at 40 mph when he hit two cows who happened to have wandered into the road.
Apparently no one was game to say that ‘he milked his injury!’
It is believed that no cows were injured during the incident.
Silly Cows